Day 392

Monday | March 25th, 2013


Apparently, “deathstar” is not a word or maybe it’s a proper noun (thumbnail). I couldn’t disagree more. I believe given more time and less pesky rebels and wildcards like Han Solo, the Emperor would have ordered a few more deathstars (note the use of ‘s’) to support a second and probably third attempted purge of non-compliant citizens or crime syndicates. I understand that “trannyburst” is a stretch of one’s lexical imagination, but deathstar?

The hero image (top) is one of the new ones shot with a non-crashing, .tiff saving 6×7. The file is 13.3MB. It’s the same size as a regular iPhone 5 shot, but saved at 300dpi. It makes a difference. It makes enough of a difference, that I’m considering a redesign of I are Dream, one which would move the current gallery style to the second style page (and drop the current second style page that never really worked right on all screens) and replace the front with a giant image to get folks started on the candy.


You want girls? K7 plastered all of my neighborhood with these posters to inform my poor under-sexed students and all the over-sexed blue collar dudes around that you can now ______(?)______ with girls from Russia, the Philippines, Thailand, and Indonesia. Korea really needs those consumer protection laws like in the States where you can’t bait-n-switch and that one where what you advertise has to actually be that thing (which leads to famous examples of chocolate syrup being shot on top of shaving cream concoctions for tv commercials). I’d be disappointed if I went to K7 expecting that meet the women (third from the left) from Thailand.

In Korea, this is the advertising normal. The picture is just an approximation of what you sort of might get. Advertisers make things look the best they can to get you to spend your money, but reality is never really affordable.

The Daily Bullet

Two things, same section of the street, one on each side. Which one did I see first?


Daily Report

I didn’t sleep last night. I struggled to write or create a script that would grab an .mp3 from a folder, open it, insert markers in pre-determined places, split the audio file into eleven segments based on those

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Out beyond the fake lake (Bomun) for Christmas Day lunch at a place called the Healing Kitchen. It’s all farms and hilltops here. And roads to more farms and hilltops. Except for the noise from the cars, I

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The Fourth Wall

I’m here and alive. Ten days behind the reality of my written life, yet here and alive. TOEIC is the predominant motif of life from the end of the semester until … today. This is the end, after

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This Old Hanok

When we had the bathroom done, we wanted to design our own window for the part of the wall which straddles the storage space along the side of the house. This way we could have clean airflow through

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